Osama bin laden conspiracy theories

I awoke to the news this morning to hear that Osama Bin Laden had been killed yesterday in Pakistan. I am sure there are many people around the world who are celebrating this morning as this news is close to their hearts.

We have all heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the 9/11 attacks in America, and I can’t wait to hear some of the ones surrounding the death of Osama Bin Laden.

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Osama Bin Laden Conspiracy Theories

1. Chuck Norris was unofficially on holiday in Pakistan and whilst there he tweeted that he had some business to take care of whilst he was away – Coincidence ? further to this, there is no evidence of Chuck Norris ever using Twitter or any ‘real’ record of this tweet ever occuring.

2. ‘Whispering’ Ted Lowe and Sir Henry Cooper also both died yesterday – maybe it was a mass suicide pact ?

3. Rumour suggests that Kiefer Sutherland has just returned from Pakistan from rehab – he could have chosen anywhere in the world, why Pakistan ?

4. William and Kate have postponed their honeymoon away due to Global unrest. Was this just a cover story as Osama was having a secret affair with Kate, and William found out on the night of the wedding and ordered his death ?

5. Former Big Brother contestant Imogen Thomas was recently slapped with a super injunction, restraining her from naming the family man she had been having an affair with. Could this person have been Osama Bin Laden, and she ordered him to be killed with as she has been treated so badly in this scandal ?

6. A couple of weeks back, there was a big stink that iPhone users could be tracked by reading an encrypted file on their phones. Was Osama an Apple iPhone user and this tracking revelation led the US government to his whereabouts, therefore Steve Jobs is yet again the real hero.

7. Further to the iPhone theory, the long awaited white iPhone was released last Friday with a very strange message being displayed on the Apple website. The message said “Finally”. Could this have been Apple’s way of communicating with the US government, to inform them that they had found where Osama was hiding and alerted them to his whereabouts via the iPhone tracking which Apple strongly deny ?

8. Mariah Carey gave birth to twins on Saturday. Osama was rumoured to have a soft spot for Mariah due to her curvy figure. Could the news of her giving birth, driven Osama to suicide and the US government found him and then claimed they killed him ?

9. Pat Sharp has recently joined Twitter, and apparently tweeted that he was envious of Osama’s hair style, as it reminded him of his mullet days on fun house. Then Pat changed his Twitter account name and Osama ends up dead ?

Any one of these conspiracy theories could be true, just like the ones surrounding the 9/11 attacks – the question is, which one do YOU believe ?